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Funny Barista Shirt For a Coffee Shop Worker

Regular price $19.95 USD
Regular price $24.95 USD Sale price $19.95 USD
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You or your favorite barista will love this shirt! Design is printed on the back only.

Shirt says:

I am a barista because...
Umm…I think I’ll have a latte—how big is a Vent-eye compared to a Grandee? Okay, just give me a medium, whatever that is—it has to be sugar-free because I’m diabetic, make sure it’s sugar-free, my doctor said it has to be. Umm…non-fat, of course, but make it half whole milk, half decaf, and half—do you have goat’s milk? No? I can’t believe you don’t have goat’s milk…Okay, then make the third half vanilla soy with no foam—I don’t like the foam, I’m not paying for air, this place is expensive enough as it is—make it extra hot but put it in a double cup so I don’t burn myself. Oh, and I only want one-third of a shot of EXpresso, last time it was too much and I was awake all night. And could I have that to go? Oh no, wait, I don’t have enough money. I’ll just have a small black coffee.
...remind me why I do this again?


• Preshrunk 100% cotton.

• Sizes range from small to 5XL. NOTE: These tees tend to run a bit small. Please see the sizing charts with the photos before ordering.

• Several colors available.

• Your purchase of this cool baristas T-shirt for your favorite coffee shop employee includes our 30-day money-back guarantee. We feel sure you will love your shirt, but if you aren’t satisfied, return for a full refund.

• Burke & Bunny is the only authorized seller of this unique barista T-shirt.

We are always updating our inventory with fresh designs. See our other listings for more great gift ideas.

Designed, printed, and shipped in the USA. This item is NOT available in stores; order yours now!

  • Processing and shipping times

    Processing times (excluding shipping) range from 2-7 business days depending on the product. Shipping generally takes several business days but can vary widely.

  • Return policy

    We do accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations! Please contact me within 7 days and return the item within 14 days. Cancellations must happen within 12 hours. Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs except when product arrived damaged or is the wrong item. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.